There's been an Internet meme going around for a while now of a clip from the German film Downfall of Hitler going into a rant to his highest ranking officers, only with the English subtitles changed into him complaining every day American problems. Hitler has complained about his X-Box Live account being banned, having to go see crappy Adam Sandler movies, and, my personal favorite, Valve working on Left 4 Dead 2 without releasing new content for the original game like they promised.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Hitler Hates Michael Bay's Transformers
Saturday, June 27, 2009
New Trailer Round Up
There have been some interesting looking trailers to some movies I have been anticipating that were released recently. I've decided to round them up and give my two cents on them all.
Up first is the latest trailer for Quentin Tarantino's WWII epic Inglourious Basterds. The trailer mostly follows the story of the "basterds," whom I'm told the movie does not focus on all that much (a character named Shosanna Dreyfus is actually the main character of the movie; she can be seen in small glimpses in this trailer). With that said, the movie looks like it's going to be a blast. It almost has an Ocean's Eleven feel to it in a strange way... except that it's filled with Nazi's and people who want to brutally murder them. Also, I loved the shot of the burning theater screen at the end.
The next trailer is for Rob Zombie's Halloween II (it appears they've ditched the H2 title and thank God because it was stupid to begin with). This trailer is a lot more focused than the last one and actually gives a hint to the structure of the story. There is a lot more of focus on the connection between Laurie and Michael instead of the whole "dead Mrs. Myers ghost visions" that filled up the last trailer. I liked this aspect a lot more than the aforementioned section of the previous trailer. Even though this movie has a huge potential to be really bad (as most people did not like Zombie's original remake to begin with), I can't help but be a little excited about it. It looks a lot more like a Rob Zombie film than his last effort at the Halloween franchise. It kind of looks like he just went crazy with this and did whatever he wanted. I feel like it will make an insane film experience (for example, what's up with that image of that kid with a rotting pumpkin on his head?). Plus, it looks like Michael's super pissed in this and is going to kill a hell of a lot of people.
I have been looking forward to Richard Kelly's film adaptation of The Box for some time. Based on the short story by Richard Matheson, The Box follows a suburban family pressed for cash who receive a mysterious box on their doorstep. If they press a button on the box, they will receive one million dollars but a stranger somewhere in the world will die. It's a great concept but I'm not exactly happy with the way the trailer is cut. It's sold more as a heart-stopping thriller (complete with the now over-used Saw end theme) than as the moral drama I hear that it actually is. Also, I'm a little wary of Richard Kelly these days. I was hoping that this would be his return to form after the absolute disaster that was Southland Tales but there are hints in this trailer that it may not be. Still, I hope that it is. I loved Donnie Darko from start to finish but it's getting more likely that that may have been his only good film. Also, I'm not a big fan of Cameron Diaz and I'm afraid she may hold the film down. Still, it's got some cool things going for it. Frank Langella is always awesome (and his face is looking like it's going to look terrible in this), I like the 70's retro feel and the concept is still pretty cool. Overall, I'm looking forward to this but I'm not completely sold yet.
A Review of Bully
*Note: I realize I just wrote an article the other day saying I was going to shorten my reviews due to time constraints. However, after watching this film, I found myself oddly wanting to talk a lot about it. So, in this case, the review will be a little lengthy. Just don't expect this length for all of my future reviews*
Friday, June 26, 2009
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
For those of you who live under a rock, Michael Jackson died of a heart attack yesterday. Even though I wouldn't consider myself a fan of his music per say, I have to recognize how huge of a blow this is to not only to the music industry but pop culture itself. There probably isn't anyone on this planet who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is. And despite the fact that his life has been a freak show / train wreck for about ten years, it's really strange to think that he's gone.
Independent Film of the Week #4: Sofia's People
Thursday, June 25, 2009
So Here's the Deal...
Monday, June 15, 2009
Independent Film of the Week #3: Bathtub IV
Saturday, June 13, 2009
A Trend in My Movies These Days (Part 2)
So, a few days after watching Martian Child, a friend and I decided to watch Lars and the Real Girl (for about the 50th time). Before this time we had never noticed the previews. However, this particular time, we did. In the previews there's a little movie called Music Within. Well, the preview looked amazing. So we did a little renting. On the cover were listed several awards (Audience Award AFI Dallas Int'l Film Festival '07, Star Award AFI Dallas Int'l Film Festival '07, Best of Fest--Palm Springs Int'l Film Festival '07), plus there was a nice cast including Ron Livingston, Hector Elizondo, Rebecca De Mornay, and Michael Sheen.
Here's what I think: A great true event to base a movie around. This is the story of Richard Pimentel and his fight with society and the government to stop looking at people's disabilities while ignoring everything else about them, and start accepting them for the person behind the disability (while gaining employment for the disabled, which was the bigger story of this film).
Now as touching and sappy as all that sounds, this movie was actually pretty funny for the most part. The greatest comedic relief came through the character of Art--a victim of cerebral palsy confined to a wheelchair with a genius IQ and dirty mouth--played by Michael Sheen (whom I was quite impressed with and incidently will be portraying The White Rabbit in Burton's 2010 version of Alice in Wonderland). Eventually Pimentel's work paid off and the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) was passed in 1990.
I also did a little research on director Steven Sawalich, someone I'd never heard of and for good reason. This was his directorial debut and as far as I could find has had nothing since. In an interview with MovieMaker he discusses future projects that, from what I can interpret, will not be a far stretch from this initial film. Overall I think he did a good job with the mood of the film. Nothing was overworked, and things seemed to just kind of fall into place. There was nothing extravagant or amazingly special about this film, but then again it was based on true events so it needed to remain believable.
The one downfall: Ron Livingston. While his stale and apathetic attitude/approach works for his character in Office Space, it didn't quite have the same affect in this movie (probably because there's a real passion in the real-life Richard Pimentel). It's my opinion, and I'm not the only one, that Livingston didn't quite grasp that passion that should be there. On the other hand, Michael Sheen most definitely did.
This isn't one of those movies I'm going to be buying anytime soon, but I'm glad I watched it. Now I can connect this to all those times in Education classes we discussed the ADA, and can also be on the lookout for more Michael Sheen roles to see if I can be equally impressed with him in his past and future work.
And one more thing, perhaps most enjoyable of this film: the soundtrack, which included loads of good music and one-hit wonders. The list is forever long, so just go here to take a look.
Once again, until next time, adieu good sirs.
Friday, June 12, 2009
So G.I. Joe Is Going to Be Unwatchable
There's been a lot going around on the Internet lately about the status of the upcoming G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. It looks terrible and, according to pretty much all counts, it is terrible. But, "How terrible is it, Wesley?" you may be asking. Well, apparently, this "movie" is so awful that hack director Stephen Sommers has been fired from the project and locked out of the editing room.
Stuart Baird, a renowned “fixer” editor was brought it to try to see if it could be made releasable. Meanwhile producer Lorenzo [di Bonaventura] whose turkey IMAGINE THAT explodes this weekend as the new bomb in theatres (also championed by Weston) was told his services were no longer needed on the film either.
Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner, who turned down other offers from the property to go with the script that was rushed in 8 weeks by Stuart Beattie because of the writer’s strike is frantic that this will destroy the brand and is distancing himself from the pending catastrophe.
NONE of this needed to happen, except someone who did not know the mythology, Lorenzo was in charge of the film and never contradicted Sommers on anything. Lorenzo, was Chairman of Warners and had GI JOE under option there (not as a producer) for SEVEN years and he refused to greenlight the film, stating that because he grew up in Italy he had no knowledge of it. If you google enough, at one point you will see he wanted the film to be about an action hero named MANN (Action Man, get it) and he clearly had no clue what the GI Joe world really was."
Did you guys watch that? It was was terrible, right? Almost to a sickening level. Regardless of whether this rumor is true or not, this movie is pretty much doomed. I'm pretty convinced that there is no way of savaging it on any level possible. At this point, I'd rather see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen than this. And, as you all I know, I freaking hated Transformers and despise Michael Bay. Still, from the looks of things, those two are better than Stephen Sommers' G.I. Joe.
A Trend in My Movies These Days (Part 1)
For a while now I've been without Internet. Finally, earlier this week, I was once again blessed with the convenience of such technology; but have still neglected to post. Finally, I am here to discuss a certain trend I've noticed lately in my viewing of films. (At first I attempted to put it all in one post, but have now decided to split this up into three separate posts... hopefully).
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
The Shutter Island Trailer Just Made Me Wet My Pants
Today the trailer for Martin Scorsese's newest film Shutter Island was released. Based on the novel by Dennis Lehane (Gone Baby Gone and Mystic River), the film goes as follows:
Monday, June 8, 2009
Independent Film of the Week #2: Last Day Dream
This is a new article series that I would like to start on YDKS Movies called Independent Film of the Week. In this series, I would like to showcase an independent film that I enjoy for all of you to discover. I have been watching a lot of these on Vimeo in the past few days and it has really inspired me to make something new myself other than the Bags and Boards series I have been working on (though don't get me wrong, I'm still going to be making Bags and Boards throughout the summer).
This second entry is a short film by Chris Milk entitled Last Day Dream. It shows a man's life flashing before his eyes right before he dies. It manages to be kind of beautiful, sad and funny. Also, it features a quick cameo by Pauly Shore. What's better than that?
Watch the short film above and tune next week for another great independent film.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
David Carradine Found Dead in Bangkok
Unfortunately, the above title is all that is really all that is known at this time. I am reading lots of reports about natural causes, but I am also seeing some rumors of that he was found hanged. Anyway, what appears to be true is that at 73, David Carradine is another legend gone.
More on this as it becomes available.
Pixar's Up: A Brief Review
Flying high below a rainbow of helium, Up floats above most other adventure movies of the decade. With very deep character development, and even deeper colors, Up manages to precisely blend emotion, laughter, and action into the most tonal picture of the Pixar canon. Pixar once again sets the bar for what an animated film can accomplish, and, in keeping true to the characters of this latest masterpiece, produce films that are applicable to all ages. The first 10 minutes employ one of the most romantic and true sequences in recent film, and throughout the film's entirety, the real life is what gives the adventure aspects breadth. Expect to believe in anything after watching this film, and throw caution to wind once you step out of the dark theater into the light of a new day.
10/10
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Twilight Saga: New Moon Trailer- Continuing the Suck
Okay, so here's the deal. I hate Twilight. I guess that may not be a fair statement since I've never actually sat down and read one of the books or watched the movie but I don't care. I hate this freaking series so much. I hate its fans, I hate its messages and I just hate it as an entity.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Independent Film of the Week #1: RE: Monday
This is a new article series that I would like to start on YDKS Movies called Independent Film of the Week. In this series, I would like to showcase an independent film that I enjoy for all of you to discover. I have been watching a lot of these on Vimeo in the past few days and it has really inspired me to make something new myself other than the Bags and Boards series I have been working on (though don't get me wrong, I'm still going to be making Bags and Boards throughout the summer).
The first entry is called RE: Monday and it is written and directed by Adam Burr. The best way to experience this 14 minute film is to just not know anything about it. There wasn't any plot description written on the Vimeo page other than "One rainy afternoon..." and there's a reason for that. For the whole video, you really don't know exactly what's going on and that creates a lot of tension. The experience of just trying to figure it out and guessing what might happen really adds a lot to the work. The film is exceptionally well-made with great writing and directing. The sound design is also quite well-done.Monday, June 1, 2009
Watch Bags and Boards Episode II
In this second episode entitled "The Clone Saga," Steven deals with love problems, Bruce and Brenningworth have theological discussions and a new customer named Conner comes to the store to get advice on how to pick up a "comic book girl."